FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 23, 2011
September 22, 2011
September 24, 2011
Transcript:
Paige: Mom, is it okay if I borrow this book? Andy: "Great Expectations"? Absolutely. It's one of my all-time favorite novels, Paige. You're going to love it, I promise! <WHAM!> Andy: Methinks I need lowered expectations. Paige: Thanks. I didn't want to smash that spider with my new cosmo.
“Groans” I’d NEVER use a book to swat a bug, that’s why fly swatters were invented. Plus, it would’ve been easier to trap that spider under a cup, slip a paper under it and then take it outside where it belongs.