FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 02, 2012
Transcript:
Andy: Have you read about this "Phanton Edit" video tape floating around? Some unknown person went and re-edited that last "Star Wars" movie. Apparently, the more annoying characters have a greatly reduced role in this version. George Lucas must be furious. Voice 1: My Episode I: Jar-Jar-Free special edition leaked out?! AAAA! I would have made millions! Billions! Voice 2: Sir, please don't pound R2 like that.
“Some unknown person” brings to mind “one known person”. Jason, where are you?