FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 12, 2012
November 10, 2012
November 13, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: Since when do you wear glasses, Eileen? Eileen: It's a costume, can't you tell? I'm dressing up this week in anticipation of the movie every book fan has been waiting like crazy to see! Jason: "The Lord of the Rings" doesn't open until next month, doofus. Besides, what Tolkien character sports that Harry Potter eyewear? Eileen: Why do I bother with these muggle?
I never understood why none of those magic experts at Hogwarts couldn’t improve Harry’s eyesight. You’d think if they could do stuff like grow bones back in his arm that they could do something like a little adjustment to improve eyesight.