FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 02, 2013
January 01, 2013
January 03, 2013
Transcript:
Computer: Salutations! You've got missives!
Jason: What?
Computer: Epistles! Billets! Post! Mail.
Jason: I knew it'd be a mistake putting a thesaurus on your hard drive.
Computer: Ready to body-board the worldwide reticulation?
Everybody needs to increase their vocabulary. (I honestly never heard of “missive” nor “billet.”)