FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 08, 2013
January 07, 2013
January 09, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: Paige, I don't think you understand! I've spent hundreds of hours trying to defeat the red orb guardian in this video game! You have to tell me how you got past him! You have to! Did you use the flaming sword? The screaming sword? The sword of death? The sword of pain? The axe of vengeance? The maze of might? The razor arrows? The exploding arrows? What? What? What? Paige: If you must know, I simply walked right by him.
Please tell me Foxtrot classics aren’t looping now. I’ve definitely had this strip before, and it wasn’t all that long ago, either.