FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 09, 2013
January 08, 2013
January 10, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: So the secret to getting past the red orb guardian is to not attack him?? But he's huge! He's nasty! He's the most lethal video game creature ever! He towers above you with fists like anvils! Skulls litter the ground at his feet! And you're not supposed to even try to take this guy on in a fight? Jason: Wow. Talk about counter intuitive. Paige: Refresh my memory. You spend how many nanoseconds in the real world each day?
pdeason2 almost 12 years ago
oh a slam for Page.
Stormrider2112 almost 12 years ago
I’ve made similar mistakes in World Of Warcraft…trying to kill what is not meant to be killed.
richardj almost 12 years ago
In other words, pick your fights.
Waddling Eagle almost 12 years ago
Poor Jason. Couldn’t figure out that he was supposed to be helping the Orb Guardians, not fighting them.
jkhandy almost 12 years ago
He spends the same amount of time in reality as most people do
burleigh2 almost 12 years ago
Treat the Red Orb like a bully!! ;-)
Doctor11 almost 12 years ago
I spend more time in the real world then Jason does, and I don’t even play video games.
CrazyWriter94 almost 10 years ago
Once in LOTRO I saw an orc and thought I was supposed to attack him. Turns out he had like five times my character’s morale — that was the day I learned the virtues of fleeing for one’s life.