FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 29, 2013
Transcript:
Paige: Please, can I get a dog, Mom? Please? Please? Please? I promise I'll train it not to bark all night or soil the carpet or chew up the furniture or dig up your garden or shred fur all over the house! Please? I've always wanted a pet! What do you say? Jason: I can't believe Mom bought you this Super-fancy fish tank. Paige: It's all in how you ask.
supposedly goldfish will grow to the size of their environment … some lakes had people dump old unwanted goldfish and now they are 3 to 5 lbs since they are supposed to be members of the carp family.