FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 01, 2013

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Peter: Jason, let's move it! The Spider-Man movie starts in 45 minutes! Jason: Can't go. Peter: What?! You've been dressed up like Spiderman all week in anticipation! What do you mean you can't go?! Jason: My web shooter is still having problems. Peter: Nobody at the theater is going to care if you can shoot webs or not! Just leave it at home and come on! ...or do you mean you physically can't go? Jason: Can you ask Mom if we have a machete?