FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 04, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: I was hoping you could help me with my book report. Paige: Ha! Finally! Finally the arrogant little genius needs my help with something! Finally Jason Fox admits that I know some things, too! I've waited years for this moment. Ask away. Jason: Do you know where the stapler is?
Of course, you DO realize this is precisely why he phrased his question the way he did, right?