FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 02, 2013

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Paige: How's your dog-sitting going? Peter: It's like pure torture. By my calculations, I'm making less than a penny per bite mark. Seriously, I'm dealing with a canine piranha. I've been perfectly nice! I don't know why that dog has it out for me so bad! Andy: So what do you kids think of that all-natural beef tallow soap I bought? Paige: Some things are just mysteries, I guess. Peter: No kidding.