FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 29, 2013
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Transcript:
Paige: Mom! Look! It says I'm going to have my best school year ever! Andy: Paige, how many fortune cookies did you have to go through to find that? Paige: A few. Why?
@Paige
You’re just “filtering” to what kind of fortune you want to hear/have. It doesn’t work that way.
Also, you do realize that “Chinese” Fortune Cookies aren’t really (anything) Chinese (at all) made or from China, right?
Even if there was such a thing as Chinese Fortune Cookies, there’s a unknown/unspecified waiting period before your next cookie reading or until your (yet to be) little fortune/prophecy has come to past… assuming you don’t mess it up.
By the way, put on a little weight there Paige… or should I say Miss Zeppelin?