FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 17, 2013
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Transcript:
Jason: Can you tell I've gained weight? Paige: No. Jason: Can you tell I'm heavier? Andy: Not really. Jason: Can you tell I've packed on the pounds? Peter: No. Marcus: Maybe you need to put more rocks in your pockets. Jason: I wish we had some lead bars.
For a couple years when I was in school I needed to gain weight to get in a certain wrestling class I wanted. Never made it. Now that I am older than dirt I could be a sumo wrestler and I wasn’t even trying.