FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 11, 2013
December 10, 2013
December 12, 2013
Transcript:
Computer: ...that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bellll rock! Paige: Hey! Keep going! Computer: Chestnutts roasting on an open fiiiiiire....You know, other online shoppers do just fine without muzak. Paige: Call me traditionalist.
I used to work at a store. Imagine about 10-12 songs, 3 of which are just the same song by different people, and 8 of which are classic songs reimagined and modernized by the singer. And then put yourself in a 10 hour shift right next to a speaker. You hear the same awful song about 6-8 times a day depending on how good random play is. And now imagine you work 5-6 days a week and the music started in early November. Makes a person hate christmas music.