FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 01, 2014
February 28, 2014
March 03, 2014
Transcript:
Paige: Go away. Andy: Paige, is there anything I can do? Is there any way to make it up to you? Paige: My autographed photo of the Bacsync Boys is confetti because of you, Mother! It was my most precious and priceless posession! There's nothing that could even begin to make up for it! Nothing! Although there is this one cute bracelet at Nordstrom.... Andy: I'll go warm up the car.
Hmph. Andy is an idiot not to see through this. What she should say is, “Paige, I’m sorry your picture was destroyed. But part of life is learning to deal with loss. Now stop moping around and get your work done. You have better things to do than to spend your life feeling sorry for yourself.”