FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 31, 2014

Peter better have plenty of money to pay for repairs on Paige’s bicycle or to buy her a new bicycle.

Paige should put her bike to the rack. So, it is her own fault.

How much did a new leg cost him?

My grandson was given a new bike last year for his 18th birthday. He had 3 different locks on it and it was stashed out of sight in the yard and it was stolen. The sad thing is that he reported it to the police and was basically told to suck it up. He registered the serial number with all the local hock shops, but never got it back.

Paige has such a rough life. Her autographed boy band photo gets chewed up and now her bike gets flattened like a pancake. The girl needs to learn to put her stuff safely away!

Looks like Paige is going to need a new bikes, and Peter has GOT to learn to slow down when parking the car in the garage or anywhere else for that matter.

No, Peter had better have plenty of disinfectant to deal with the gashes Paige’s 1/4-inch long nails are going to leave in his 1/8-inch thick skin…

If you are driving a car at the speed of light and you turn on the headlights, what happens?

My mom did nearly the same thing the other day. Luckily, only one wheel of the car was slightly on a wheel of the bike.

Am I the only one who noticed Peter’s reading material? “Victoria’s what?”

Victoria’s Secret? No continuity!!! Picture on magazine are different in panels 2 & 3. :)

Notice how peter is reading victoria’s secret. lol