FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 20, 2020

The first two words in the last panel should be switched. :)

Come on, Eileen, it’s not cork ball — he gets three strikes before he’s out.

Relax, Jason. This problem is resolving itself.

you’re digging your own grave, Jason

“Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye…. And we can sing just like our fathers”

It’s probably for the best, Jason. You’re not ready for everything a girlfriend demands!

Not the first boy to make a fool of himself over a girl. Won’t be the last.

This was funny – but it’s dragging out a little toooooo long.

imagine trump saying wrong in the last panel lol

Hey Eileen, ever notice that “Jason” and “ loser” have the same amount of letters?

KISS HER, YOU BLOCKHEAD!!

Blow a bubble again, Eileen.