FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 23, 2020

I told you the problem would be self rectifying.

Didn’t know Salinger wrote a sequel.

Does it matter who dumped who – it’s over.

Funny how often people don’t want advice after they’ve asked for it! (-:

Next book will be first baseman in the pumpernickel.

This is getting old. Time for a new arc

it reads faster in the books now, but day-by-day, this thread on Eileen was (and in repeats, is) really going too long.

This sounds like a certain Public Official complaining about how unfairly he is treated, but any discussion of what may have led to said treatment is, well, a “false narrative” according to him.

Pitcher in the Wheat is not nearly as timeless as Shortstop in the Oats

he is SO lucky Reddit wasn’t a thing back then, he’d be a feature story on r/niceguys and r/amItheasshole

good luck, Jason, finding a second opinion