FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 16, 2020

Geez, Andy is clueless about cooking.

Andy, your family are not vegetarians and don’t want to BE vegetarians. Forcing them does not further your cause; it only pushes them away.

there’s no escaping Mrs. Fox’s (so-called) healthy cooking

Yum… JKJKJKJK

If he’s smart, he’ll catch her cold so he doesn’t have to taste it either.

If she has a cold, it might not be the best idea for her to be making dinner that day

“It has raisins in it. You like raisins.”

The woman should not be allowed anywhere near a kitchen!

I don’t think Andy should have been cooking at all with her cold.

My wife cooks healthy meals. What amazes me is that she can make them taste good.

No wonder Roger lost his hair.

Roger, stop asking questions you don’t want to know the answer to!

Cold or COVID? By the way, dump that stuff in the garbage and order pizza. Andy’s the worse cook ever.

It’s pointless to be eating healthy if you can’t keep your food down.

Andy might have good intentions but instilling good eating habits in her children won’t happen if they can’t eat it

Very dietetic. Can’t gain weight barfing three times a day.

No one wants more Liam bean extract.

She forgot to have a side of really bitter greens…

It needs some food.

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Another reminder of why the family LOVED it when grandma visited.

I never did that to my hubby, he worked hard in manufacturing, and I wanted hubby to have substance in meals.

She must be great in bed cause she sure can’t cook……

[FLUMP!]

“Nope. Perfect.” ☺

Dinner at the Obama’s

Any one remember “Hello Dolly” with the scene at the Harmonia Gardens – where Dolly is loading Horace’s plate? I hear it in my head, “have some lovely BEETS!”

Fewer beets, more bacon!

If you can live through eating the cooking then it is healthy!

redecorate your entire bedroom with memorabilia of your favorite sports team, and tell her she better like it because you spent the whole day doing it.

Ick

Panel 3 suggests that Andy follows the Shania Twain philosophy when it comes to cooking for someone else:

And when I cook him dinner and I burn it black

He better say, mm, I like it like that . . .

— Lyric from Any Man of Mine

Why does she get to force this on the whole family?

Her culinary skills make her the perfect candidate to bring paper towels the family gatherings.