One of my ex SILs was addicted to tanning from high school on. She even crocheted a bikini that allowed for an all over tan but kept her modesty. When she was 30 she was diagnosed with 4th stage breast cancer that had metastasized. She did not make it to 33. But she was proud of her tan.
Anyone every hear of a Mustard Plaster? You had to dilute the mustard for topical use, it burns. Paige would have known something was wrong inside of two minutes.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
I wouldn’t blame Jason on this one.
sirbadger over 3 years ago
If her boyfriend likes the smell and taste of mustard, that may work.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Better than using the mayo in the squeeze bottle. At least she’ll have some color.
Thanksfortheinfo2000 over 3 years ago
You’d think she could tell by the smell.
Auntie Socialist over 3 years ago
“Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”
GabryelFrost over 3 years ago
They got the mustard ouuuut ! – Once more with feeling
Wren Fahel over 3 years ago
My husband’s younger sister used to use Crisco.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 3 years ago
No, you just have to take them off when you’re in the house. Much simpler.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Um…isn’t a splotchy tan a bad thing?
cracker65 over 3 years ago
She’s not going to get any dates with that perfume.
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
And now, you know
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Are we sure this wasn’t one of Jason’s pranks all along?
moeric9 over 3 years ago
Is she going back for the onions and relish?
yangeldf over 3 years ago
eeew, wouldn’t she have SMELLED that much mustard? gross…
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
One of my ex SILs was addicted to tanning from high school on. She even crocheted a bikini that allowed for an all over tan but kept her modesty. When she was 30 she was diagnosed with 4th stage breast cancer that had metastasized. She did not make it to 33. But she was proud of her tan.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Might work as a sun screen……
Tempest2 over 3 years ago
Anyone every hear of a Mustard Plaster? You had to dilute the mustard for topical use, it burns. Paige would have known something was wrong inside of two minutes.
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
She thinks she’s a hot dog