FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 26, 2021

Fresh or expired, I’m not into tomato juice as well as ketchup and tomatoes altogether.

If they share the same bathroom, I can see her being upset about him drinking expired tomato juice.

Try adding a tsp of vinegar to her cereal milk

Given the joke he did about Andy reacting to the pumpkin, you can see where she gets it from.

It’s not an expiration date it is best used by date

He could’ve had a V-8.

I was served a can of tomato juice on a flight. The juice had gone bad and nearly exploded all over me and the seats next to me when I opened it. Fortunately, most of it missed me. It was a terrible stench. Also fortunately, it was an almost empty plane. I was the only one affected directly but the stench was pretty bad. The crew were incredibly nice and went out of their way to make me as comfortable as possible until we landed. If I remember correctly we were only six passengers and about the same amount of cabin crew on a plane with room for about 200 passengers.

Hee Hee. I’ve used products with expiration dates more than a year old.

Not me. Tomato juice is pretty disgusting to me.

If the bottle or can is not swollen it’s not expired.

Al Capone owned a dairy and was the first one to put a date on his products and was sued by the other dairies.

Coincidentally, the human from whom the blood came also had an expiration date of yesterday

Jason has given me a good idea of for scaring my grandkid

There should be 3 dates: Best before, Adequate until, Fatal after.