FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 24, 2021

Uh…

Are we supposed to think that the fridge is warmer than the kitchen?

Unlike every other woman in the world, it’s always too hot for her.

Usually it’s the father who’s supposed with keeping the thermostat down.

Wait! She found a tofu turkey?

She bought the non-frozen turkey a month ago, then had to freeze it so it would keep until Thanksgiving…

My son used to complain that we kept the house too cold. We told him that if he wore sweat pants and sweat shirt like my wife and I did instead of shorts and a T-shirt he might rethink it.

My wife and I have his and hers thermostats: mine is marked in degrees Fahrenheit, hers has two positions: too hot and too cold.

[Holding out hand, fingers spread] “I used to draw you.”

— Mitch Hedberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA8CZyLrsrI

Yes. That’s the joke.

So, umm… WHERE has she been keeping it all this time? On the counter?

Be thankful…..at least it isn’t a Tofurkey!

They need a wood stove. Those things get hot!

Today is the day the turkey goes into the brine

I don’t know why she even has a thermostat

I’m surprised she’s not serving Tofurkey…

How is she putting the frozen turkey in the fridge when she’s facing AWAY from him?

I think my wife is part polar bear, she likes the house at 65 or so.

My house was like that growing up. 30 degrees and no heat in the house because my mom refused to make a fire because it wasn’t cold enough.

The mother sure is a niggardly woman.