I thought the most interesting part of graduation was finding out what my classmates names really were. (I knew it couldn’t be “Rabbit”, or “Warthog” or "Stinky"…)
Or maybe he just couldn’t care less. Each of my four degrees are in a drawer in a filing cabinet in my basement. Why? Because I frankly don’t care about them, and don’t need an “I love me” wall in my house or at work.
I have much better things to put on my walls, like pictures of my children.
Boy, you send $200 to a diploma mill for a (cough-cough) “degree” with “transcripts” from Wyoming State University or College of Alaska and you think they’d spell your name right.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Doofus Latin maybe.
meg_grif over 2 years ago
Similar in some ways to pig Latin, but not quite.
Imagine over 2 years ago
If they had used Autocorrect (ought to correct) back then, it might have ended up being “orgy” instead.
David in Webb Premium Member over 2 years ago
He’s in the witness protection program and he’s trying to stay low.
The Pro from Dover over 2 years ago
Put a “F” in front literally.
KEA over 2 years ago
I thought the most interesting part of graduation was finding out what my classmates names really were. (I knew it couldn’t be “Rabbit”, or “Warthog” or "Stinky"…)
Dr_Fogg over 2 years ago
3 Latin comics in 2 days. BC is stuck … AGAIN!!
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 2 years ago
Or maybe he just couldn’t care less. Each of my four degrees are in a drawer in a filing cabinet in my basement. Why? Because I frankly don’t care about them, and don’t need an “I love me” wall in my house or at work.
I have much better things to put on my walls, like pictures of my children.
mindjob over 2 years ago
My HS diploma had a tuition bill inside
BiathlonNut over 2 years ago
Little transposition error there, folks!
Stephen Gilberg over 2 years ago
Well, Roland and Orland are different forms of one name….
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Once again, Jason the genius demonstrates that little things escape him — in this case, not knowing a typo when he sees one.
Guilty Bystander over 2 years ago
Boy, you send $200 to a diploma mill for a (cough-cough) “degree” with “transcripts” from Wyoming State University or College of Alaska and you think they’d spell your name right.