FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 27, 2022

that an ostrich egg or a pterodactyl egg?

He can split it between the family, but I’d recommend it being eaten in one sitting. Reheated leftover egg isn’t very good.

I like how they moved the F on the coffee. Is OL… for old people?

I bought a box of corn dogs at Costco. I swear that they are multiplying in the freezer. The first couple of lunches they were a nice change. But after what seems like the one hundredth dog, I have regrets.

It’s to teach you sharing.

Got a free 6 month membership to Sam’s club. Went and saw all the 55 gallon drums of relish, pickles, mustard, ketchup etc. etc. and left. Then there were the family packs of cow herds. Never went back.

The only things I buy in bulk are paper products and cleaning supplies. They have a long shelf life.

However, I tried to find the peanut butter and – NOTHING!!!!

Got a free 3 month trial membership at BJ’s. Mainly bought gas there until one day when I was scolded by the attendant for pulling up to the pumps in the wrong direction (so hose could reach without dragging across the top of my car). Never went back. Lesson #1 in sales: never scold your customers.

how do you even save something like that?!

I love the tea bag in P3 that is too large to fit into the cup.

With a bottomless pit for a teenage son I’d say Andy is being smart with her purchases of large and in bulk.

I take it this is before Roger became addicted to Costclub himself?

The tea bag is bigger than the cup. LOL

Roger does realize Peter lives in the house.

I used to have a friend who raised geese. One goose egg made an omelet equal to three chicken eggs!

Agreed, Roger. Some stuff you sure don’t want to buy at Costco, like some medicines, which will probably expire before you use half of them. Or…speaking from experience…the five pound tub of Red Vines. Cause I DID finish those. AUGHH!

Mom has an oversize tea bag.

The rotisserie chickens alone are worth the 100 km drive down to Nanaimo.