FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 29, 2022

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    Gardak.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M90wJYMiTJE

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Audience research

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    chris_o42  over 2 years ago

    Yes “success”—for the glory of the Empire!

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Q: Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?’

    A: Because it flies around Uranus and wipes away the Klingons.

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    tygrkhat40  over 2 years ago

    How many Klingons does it take to change a dilithium crystal?

    Ten. One to do the job and nine to chastise him for doing a menial task when he’s a member of a proud warrior race.

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    I thought that Gowron was the male equivalent name for Gowri, the Hindu goddess

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    Camiyami Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I was always bummed we never got to meet Marcus’s sisters and parents.

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    Scene: Ten Forward; Guinan and Worf; Guinan has served Worf a drink to taste…

    Guinan: It’s an Earth drink, prune juice.

    Lieutenant Worf: A warrior’s drink!

    Scene: Bridge; Lwaxana Troi and Lieutenant Worf…

    Lieutenant Worf: Mrs. Troi, I must protest your unauthorized presence on the bridge!

    Lwaxana Troi: [pointing to tactical console] What does that little one do Mr. Woof?

    Lieutenant Worf: Please, madam, that is a torpedo launch initiator and it is Worf, madam, not Woof.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 2 years ago

    From what I’ve heard of it, I rather like Klingon opera.

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    kab2rb  over 2 years ago

    Paige should stated 12 against. Or better yet 0.

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    knutdl  over 2 years ago

    Star trek

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    asrialfeeple  over 2 years ago

    The Kzinti had captured a Medusan, but since Medusans are energy beings, they had trouble deciding how to eat him. The Kzinti captain had the last word. He said they should use lots of sugar, because, “everyone knows a spoonful of sugar helps the Medusan go down.”

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    If the plan is to annoy sisters, Marcus is where to do that.

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