FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 14, 2023

Fortunately, their appearance was scrapped.

Maybe it was in The Message.

Was that something that was really planned at one time?

George Lucas was a smart man to trade creative control of his films for less money initially. Otherwise, the sequels would have been more like the Holiday Special. Or should I say “sequel” since there wouldn’t have been more than one.

He must be a fast reader to go from Genesis to Revelation in one sitting.

Post Modern apocalypse

I appreciate that Amend wrote “Revelation” and not the incorrect but common “Revelations”.

How about Isaiah 5:20, “Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!”

That’s the version I read! King James is the best version, imo. It’s not “dumbed down” or simplified.

I didn’t know this was a thing. I’m not much of a Star Wars fan. or N Stink.

The real apocalypse came with the sequel trilogy.

Even worse, the Mouse gave Jar Jar Abrams control. “George wrote outlines for them? As trilogies?”

It has all jumped the shark anyway

Were they that bad…

In the next Star Wars movie, ’N Sync is going to play a galactic boy band called the “Binks Street Boys”.

Wait, their world includes both ’N Sync and the fictitious Backsync Boys?

Wow, I never heard a word of this back in…..2000? (Is that the copyright?)

NOW they show interest in the Bible.

Will not work, and I have trouble understanding KJV.

Wow! I have to give this guy some credit!! He read through the Bible in one comic strip sitting as opposed to most of the world who just has a copy and not read it. Maybe this is why he is such a genius!!???

If they sneak Lizzo in there, leave the planet.

Fortunately the power of the Dark Side prevented this from happening…