FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 18, 2023

I would hate to spend spring break (or any other vacation) to get away from my own climate and it ends up the same at my destination.

Forget snorkeling, go diving in Cozumel, as iIave around twenty times. Then travel the world for SCUBA, as I have on 4 trips to Indonesia, and many more destinations.

There are more interesting things to look at while snorkeling.

That may be true, Andy, but I bet Snorkeling off the coast of Mexico is a lot more fun then trudging through the rain.

But not as cold and with friends and new acquaintances, Andy.

Why go anyplace for vacation? We’re just going to end up back here.

Maybe a margarita – or a dozen – will help? (side-dish of hot hunky server optional)

You only have to avoid the drug cartels.

But she wanted the freedom and the guys.

Growing up on a farm Spring break wasn’t a break.

She had a hood on outside; how did she manage to get her hair wet?

Less chance of being kidnapped at home Paige. Just a thought.

Sure.. but for Paige there is a difference between looking at a hunk in a bathing suit and one in a rain slicker.

It’s a different kind of wet.

At least she’d be warm

Being wet is less annoying when it’s warm out.

Just as wet, yes, but a whole lot warmer.

Slippery When Wet

Was going to Mexico ever an option? I thought only rich kids got to travel for spring break. The Foxes aren’t quite in that class. That and the fact that Paige is too young to travel alone.

You might as well say, “Why have sex? You can get just as exhausted doing calisthenics.”

Kids spring break here was nice to start with then turned cold. Wished we get the rain the strip is having.

And probably kidnapped.

I have been diving several times in Cozumel. Strong currents but incredible underwater sites

But not as cold.