FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 28, 2023

you need to re-define “honestly” in your dictionary, Roger. It doesn’t count as “giving good advice” as we men understand it shrug

Classic case of women folk not meaning what they say

Actually, it’s never the clothes.

Ewww, Roger — You were so close!

He’s a dumba*s

In the history of mankind, no man will answer those questions the right way.

haha an andy installed corset

and yes, roger, it makes YOU look fat

There is no correct answer.

There is no correct answer to the question “does this make me look fat?”

Of course not. It’s your A$$ that makes you look fat!

Tommy Tactless strikes again.

Why do wives do this to their husbands? Yes, mine included.

He just doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut…

“It’s not the pants” isn’t a good answer either… take my word for it. :-/

The irrationality of women. They ask a question they never want an honest answer to.

Thanks for bringing this back, I got a big laugh and made my day…

It’s quite clear it isn’t the shirt that makes HIM look fat.

Admiral Ackbar: It’s a trap!!!

Don’t think Roger will ever learn

Now see, I never asked my husband that question. I knew perfectly well the issue was not my clothes. (And still isn’t.)

Looks like the shirt shrunk in the wash.

Never, ever ask a question that you do not want an honest answer.

“Do these pants make me look fat?” “No, you make the pants look fat.”

How long have you been married, Roger?

“Since when do you care about my opinion?”