FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 06, 2023

Why do you hate them so much Andy?

Bible verse: “if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you”

guys … aren’t you at least happy that she didn’t make another tofu or casserole stuff ?

At least take it off the cob.

hmmm. Ok, with some hot mustard that doesn’t sound bad.

This woman can’t adapt…

There’s her condescending “look” again.

Come on! Corn dogs are not that expensive!!

Jason’s expression is odd.

The horror of living with a vegan mom.

Instead of mustard, how about a little mayo and seasoning salt?

OMG, the IRONY! I did this a couple years ago by accident. It just came up in my memories the other day. LOL.

Corn on the cob does not belong in a bun!

At least with her other meals, Andy has a smidge of knowledge and common sense for why she makes them.

Here, she’s just completely stupid.

Reminds me of Jean Kerr (the humorist who wrote Please Don’t Eat the Daisies). She said her immigrant mother had never seen corn on the cobb so she boiled them for hours until the cobbs were tender.

if you don’t like the meal, it’s time to take up cooking.

At least corn is still something to eat

At least it isn’t ketchup

Um, Andy? If you don’t soak corn in lime (the mineral, not the fruit), most of its nutrients are unavailable to humans.

My husband always put mustard on his corn dog

I’ve seen people who butter a slice of bread, then fold it around the corn to butter it, the they eat the bread with their meal.

Now we know why this family is so thin!

She forgot to pick up the dogs…

She ran out of chili.

A bit too, er… crunchy.

The scene in WarGames:

Dad: This corn is raw!

Mom: I know. Isn’t it wonderful? It’s so crisp!

Dad: Of course it’s crisp. But it’s raw!!

Mom: No, it’s terrific. You can just taste the Vitamin A & D in here. It’s great.

Dad: Could we have pills, and cook the corn?

The look on their faces … LOLOL

Vegetarian isn’t limiting enough?

that’s grain on grain, you may as well make a rice pie or a bread sandwich

Andy would now be a YouTuber with a huge following promoting some cuckoo diet. Then when her health takes a downturn because of said diet she still keeps up the charade because she has vested interest. Then when the game is finally up she says sorry but does nothing to compensate her followers after ruining their health with her advice. Me venting? Nah.

Vegetarians still try too hard at this thing.

This is where Roger should tell Andy to keep her “health food” ideas to herself and eat—-and let his kids eat—-normal food, or at least some of the time.