FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 08, 2024

Wait until he learns the Viking Drinking Song, “Drink! Drink! Drink!…” Hagar asked why Lucky Eddie wasn’t singing. Lucky Eddie’s response? “I forgot the words.”

Vikings didn’t have that kind of helmet.

Those people must box a lot with them cauliflower ears !

And the Viking code was to jump up and DO what mom says. They were judged by how well developed their legs looked.

Hagar who, Mom?

Now he’s going to paint his face and storm the halls of congress

Probably not.

Missing a golden opportunity here, Andy. You can make up anything you want and he’d have to do it.

Actually, this might work…Hagar was Horrible.

Oh come on, Andy. Gotta think on your feet. “The Viking Code of Yore dictates that your mom rules your young butt now and forevermore.”

First rule: Vikings didn’t use computers

Put him on a raft and shoot a flaming arrow at it.

Maybe get a Minnesota Viking football helmet

Jason can go join Petey Otterloop!

She didn’t have a problem with it, because she too was a Viking.