FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 09, 2024

Does this house have enough bathrooms for everybody to use this diet?

Overweight men are cuddly and warm and Roger is not that overweight.

He never seemed to me that he should lose weight!

I drink water all day, except in the morning. I must have my coffee. Drinking water is good for you [if you filter it] and I don’t drink it to lose weight, I just like a cold glass of water throughout the day.

Which leads to a good PSA for us all to stay hydrated daily. Dehydration is a very real thing and not fun to experience. I’m not saying we should all turn into the equivalent of an alcoholic (but with water), however, don’t skimp out on that glass to balance things out.

In eight separate glasses?

What size “large” glasses? That looks like a 12 oz glass, so 96 oz/day. I drink that before lunch and never lose weight so I doubt it will work here.

You don’t drink them all at once, Roger.

Roger’s found a side gig as a pressure washer!

I would think that drinking all that water could cause heart and organ problems, even reducing brain function.

I drink a brand of slightly flavored fizzy water called Waterloo. The cause and the effect in one name.

How big should the glasses be to be considered affective?

Cups. It’s eight CUPS of water per day, not glasses. And you don’t need to drink it all, it can be in the food you eat.

The 8 glass of water per day is a tired old myth, look it up.