FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 26, 2024

Beans beans the musical fruit…

They are not full of beans.

Too bad they don’t have runner beans!

Way more delicious!

What? They’re now getting paid by the beans?

I used to make Glop, but it didn’t have any beans in it.

In my senior year, my high school was so crowded they had split shifts. Last bell class for me ended at 1:45 pm. There was a McDonalds a block away which did a booming business. Go figure!

Why would anyone eat food that makes a “glop” sound?

You can keep all the lima beans, please.

I’d like some fava beans and a nice chianti

Clever.

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? See thread for answer

My college food service one day had a choice of baked beans or one hotdog, but you couldn’t have them both on the plate becoz each is a “meat” serving.

That they can even identify what they’re eating…

And the pinto?

At least she didn’t pick them up with her fingers.

Why aren’t there any Mexican accountants? It’s too hard to count refried beans.