FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 05, 2024

Careful! They can test the DNA these days!

Dried blood becomes an ugly brownish color.

this just gets worse for Roger every day

If you can’t put your heart into a Christmas card, put your blood in it!

Get it in the envelope before you pass out

Sending the Christmas Cards is one chore I’ve never fought my wife to do.

Of course there’ always, “Who are the Finklesitens?” “I thought they were your friends.” “No, I thought they’re yours!”

That red will turn brown as soon as it dries.

I forget, is brown a Christmas color?

Roger lazy and a wimp. Later on you should get your whooping.

Dried blood brown doesn’t scream Christmas to me…