Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 28, 2001
Transcript:
"Ernie, how did you first date with Ernestine go last night?" "GREAT! She's CRAZY about me!" "I think I really brightened her life! Just one date with me and she said now she knows she can be happy being single." "And she must think I'm one-of-a-kind. She said a guy like me comes along only once in a lifetime, and she's glad to get it over with." "Um.. I hate to tell you this, Ernie, but I don't think you two are on the same wavelength." "We MUST be on the same wavelength.. she said she finds it very easy to tune me out."