Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 20, 2002
Transcript:
"Pearly gates" "New arrivals check in here" "Welcome, Ernest. Before we decide on your placement we have to check your dossier." "Uh, oh, it says you hurt many people with your sarcasm..." "And your gluttony caused you weight problems." "Me? Sarcastic? Why, I'm speechless! Well you can knock me over with a feather." "You remained uneducated and ignorant your whole life..." "Live and learn." "...and you were not kind to animals!" "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" "You'll be "a monkey's uncle?" GREAT! In that case we'll be sending you to the reincarnation department!"