Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 10, 2002
Transcript:
"Ernie, your "Rolling Stone" ad promoting your musical talents doesn't mention that none of your songs has ever approached the top 40." "Right there.."Sales of my songs always off the charts!" "Or that your live tour bombed so badly that you're hounded by a bunch of creditors." "Huge following wherever I go!" "And now no one will rent you an auditorium for a live show." "Live shows all S.R.O!" "And to make ends meet, you run the soft drink concession at Madison Square Garden." "Here it says, "King of pop!" "Ernie, you were just arrested for disturbing the peace when practicing in your garage!" "Just booked for the next 3-6 months."