Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 22, 2010

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    gimmickgenius  almost 14 years ago

    Watch out, Frank… he may have an axe to grind.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    Look out, Frank. He might give you a bum steer.

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    gjsjr41  almost 14 years ago

    Better a bum steer than a lot of bull.

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    worldisacomic  almost 14 years ago

    Watch out Al “The Blowhard” Gore will be after you for cow flatulence. better buy some carbon offsets.

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    Tuner38  almost 14 years ago

    Maybe he has a beef about the complaint department policy!

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    bmonk  almost 14 years ago

    This is as bad as the fellow who went in to see a lawyer:

    The lawyer said, “How can I help you?”

    The farmer said, “My wife says we need a divorce.”

    The lawyer said, “Do you have any grounds?”

    The farmer said, “Yes, we got 320 acres.”

    The lawyer said, “No, No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”

    The farmer said, “No, I ain’t got a Case, we use John Deeres on the farm.”

    The lawyer said, “No, I mean, do you have a grudge?”

    The farmer said, “Yes, we got a grudge, that’s where we keep the Deere.”

    The lawyer said, “Does your wife beat you up or something?”

    The farmer said, “No, we both get up at 4:30.”

    By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. “So why did your wife want a divorce?”

    “Oh, that’s easy: she says we can’t ever communicate!”

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    bobpeters61  almost 14 years ago

    A girlfriend once had me to set up the encryption on her wireless router. I was in charge of home LAN security.

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