Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 07, 2012
Transcript:
Frank: Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. Ernest: The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! Frank: The owner of a baseball team wants to know if he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in doubles and triples. Ernest: I don't think you can afford the high base salary. Frank: And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been only to produce exotic fragrances. Ernest: The problem is obvious! It's your complete lack of common scents!
God should take a big red Sharpie and cross out all the errors in the world. He’s the best editor.