Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 28, 2012
Transcript:
Love At First Fright Ernest: She's very picky. As usual, I'm having a hard time finding her a date for the Halloween ball. Ernest: She went with the Invisible Man once, but thought he was a phony--she said she could see right through him. Ernest: She didn't like Cyclops because it was hard to make eye contact. Ernest: Doctor Jekyll was no good because two's a company and three's a crowd. Frank: Has she liked anybody? Ernest: Yeah, Frankenstein's monster... Ernest: She thought he was very well-built!
I reckon she thought Dorian Gray never grew up.