Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 23, 2012
Transcript:
Frank: Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. Frank: It seems no price is too high for the helium atom -- it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Frank: Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a white blood cell threatening a bacterium if it doesn't leave! Frank: The brain cells appear to be the only ones enjoying the holidays! Ernest: Of course, they did all their shopping in September!
If the neutrons can’t charge, they’ll have to pay cash