Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 16, 2015
Transcript:
Ernest: How is the campaign taking shape? Frank: Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Frank: Voters like Cyclops' unique vision... Mercury delivers his message well.... Frank: ...Ares has support from defense hawks...and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Frank: Narcissus likes the support he sees reflected in the polls... Frank: ...and loves what he sees reflected in pools!
Apparently they can’t decide which mythology they are using. Poseidon and Ares are both Greek, but Mercury was Roman.