Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 25, 2015
October 24, 2015
October 26, 2015
Transcript:
Adult Size Halloween Costumes Frank: Ernie, these costumes you're selling are shoddy and some are even dangerous! The "Fireman" costume is literal, and it's flammable! Frank: The tail on the bumblebee costume is toxic! People bumping into it will suffer a painful, burning sensation! Ernest: That's why my ad says "you'll be mistaken for a real giant bee"! Frank: The stitching on this one will completely fall apart in a few hours! Ernest: It's says "feel like Cinderella, but be home before midnight!" Frank: And this is labeled as a zombie costume, but it won't make anybody look like a walking dead person! Ernest: I know, that's why my ad says "you'll be the LIFE of the party!".
I’m going to the party dressed as a nudist.