Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 19, 2020

I’m sad this joke took so long to be made. Quality stuff!

Did he buy that mask from the guy in Compu-toon?

and then there’s the matter of the side arm in the supermarket…

I’ve been joking with co workers about wearing his kind of mask to work (they’ve been required) for weeks….

And all he wanted was to pick up a case of Silver Bullets.

A sad number of people don’t know how to wear the mask properly, and some of these idiots take them off once they are past the person at the door

Policy is no mask no service, we wont even answer questions (where is the pickle relish?) until they put the mask back on

What you exhale, others inhale. Think bad breath/C-virus. I get really frustrated with people who ditch their masks in the parking lot!

Wear a mask like Ernie and he’s likely to arrest you.

A friend’s grandson—big guy, tall and muscular—wears a mask to every store he visits. Was coming out of Wal-Mart the other day and was stopped by a real he-man yahoo who started berating him for being a wuss and wearing a mask. The grandson just stood there, letting the guy blow off, then said cheerily, “:Well I’ve got a little fever. . .” and then coughed. LHAO as the loudmouth beat a VERY hasty retreat!

Halloween masks are probably better than bandanas

Whadda hoot!

We do need a silver bullet.

Half the people I see aren’t wearing masks, and half are. There seem to be way fewer CV-19 victims in the second group. I wonder, wouldn’t you think the first half would get the message?

Bank is down the street,Kimosabe.He is The Loan Arranger ;)

Did you hear about the lady who’s friend told her, that was told that all she needed to go grocery shopping was a mask and gloves? She came back and told her friend that she was wrong… because everyone else had clothes on too.

He should send in his horse Silver to do a crap on the Market floor!

and don’t call me kemosabe

Where are they that open carry is allowed in a grocery store?

Ah shoot. Whoops, don’t take that too seriously.

Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers can help you out.

My latest pet peeve, and then some, has been seeing people wearing masks only covering their mouths. Duh! But a few weeks ago at the grocery store I saw an old codger, at least in his 80s, pondering over the meat cooler. I kept my distance, waiting for him to make a choice and move on. When he turned around, I saw that he was wearing a mask, bless his heart, but it was only covering his nose. His mouth and chin were completely bare. I just had to feel sorry for him.