I could still happen. You may have to change your definition or perspective of what being ahead means. Perhaps it would involve being less behind? Or you may have to decide: “Ahead of what?”
A man walks into a bar. The bartender developed a new drink and wanted to test it. The man tried it and his right leg disappeared. He tried another and his left leg disappeared. He kept drinking until only his head was left. The bartender believed at this point that all the missing body parts would come back. But the man took another drink and disappeared. The bartender said, “He should have quit while he was a head.”
stairsteppublishing about 2 years ago
i was behind even before walking in the door the first day.
Doug K about 2 years ago
I could still happen. You may have to change your definition or perspective of what being ahead means. Perhaps it would involve being less behind? Or you may have to decide: “Ahead of what?”
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Treadmill or maze or möbius strip, getting ahead is never easy.
constantine48 about 2 years ago
I know what that’s like!
blackman2732 about 2 years ago
It’s by design. The more behind you are, the less they have to pay you.
Chris about 2 years ago
feelings mutual… I think.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’m so far behind that I think that I’m ahead
uniquename about 2 years ago
There have been days when I was just glad I still had a head.
InTraining Premium Member about 2 years ago
Frankie, sometimes you have to quit to get ahead…!
wirepunchr about 2 years ago
The faster you go the behinder you get.
basspro about 2 years ago
Never quit while you are getting a head.
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
If you fall far enough behind, you may end up ‘ahead’ because you’ve been lapped?
kathleenhicks62 about 2 years ago
Never caught up let alone got ahead. . . sounds normal here.
MT Wallet about 2 years ago
A man walks into a bar. The bartender developed a new drink and wanted to test it. The man tried it and his right leg disappeared. He tried another and his left leg disappeared. He kept drinking until only his head was left. The bartender believed at this point that all the missing body parts would come back. But the man took another drink and disappeared. The bartender said, “He should have quit while he was a head.”
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
maybe he can stand up and quit while he’s afoot…
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
Lowest-status cannibal in the tribe never got a head. 8^(