Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 20, 2022

  1. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A gorgeous bird is the pelican,

    Whose beak will hold more than his bellican.

    He can put in his beak

    Food enough for a week.

    But I’m d—- if I see how in hellecan.

     •  Reply
  2. Missing large
    stairsteppublishing  almost 2 years ago

    I had totally forgotten about that poem until the third line. Silly but fun.

     •  Reply
  3.  bored 2 death
    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    There once was a man from Nantucket . . .

    .

    Oh, that’s not what we’re doing?

     •  Reply
  4. Pexels pixabay 278823
    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    There’s also Peliwouldn’t and Pelishouldn’t.

     •  Reply
  5. Gocomic avatar
    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Smart bird. Always carries picnic rations, just in case.

     •  Reply
  6. 2a38e3c1 c33e 44a0 adfe ad023a2caec1
    basspro  almost 2 years ago

    Tuscan, Tucan’t, Tuwon’t.

     •  Reply
  7. Win 20201204 12 32 23 pro
    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    what a pelicon

     •  Reply
  8. Intraining
    InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    and the dancing on is Peli can can…!

     •  Reply
  9. Screenshot 20231128 222147 samsung internet
    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Whippoorwill…whippoorwon’t…whippoorshouldn’t.

     •  Reply
  10. Profile pic
    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of the extra terrestrials on Star Trek, the Vulcans, the Vulcan’ts, and the Vulwon’ts.

     •  Reply
  11. Ezgif.com crop
    mpolo11 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Pelishoulda

    Pelicoulda

    Peliwoulda

     •  Reply
  12. Missing large
    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    If there’s peliwon’t, then there’s probably pelidon’t. Maybe we should pelican-it.

     •  Reply
  13. Spacemanspiff
    Spiffy  almost 2 years ago

    A peloton is an overweight pelican, but he’s trying to slim down by bicycling.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Frank and Ernest