Who emptied the bottle?
Have you ever felt all bottled up?
Have you ever felt like you were on a boat going nowhere?
Do you know how hard it is to bet a ship in a bottle? If you ever did it, you know that there is a trick to it. Doesn’ make it easy, but a bit easier.
It’s sitting on Jim Croce’s mantel. Of course you know its name.
Now, if it were a Klein bottle…
Just becalm…
And getting out is even harder than getting in.
Seems it would be safer there, but who knows where the bottle goes.
Hey you…. put a cork in it…!
Never a fair wind. Perhaps removing the cork? On the upside, no barnacles to remove.
well hopefully no one mistakes this as a drink with a weird logo inside.
Sounds like an episode on “Black Mirror” on Netflix.
Never bottle up your ship…
Maybe they’re on a holodeck?
There’s no wind inside the bottle so you can’t “blow the man down”.
got a message
Yar, matey…
That would be troublesome.
Fire up the cannons.
Whilst twilight zone theme is playing…
Cue the Twilight Zone music as Rod Serling (or Jordan Peele) steps into the picture.
But it’s a Captain Morgan bottle.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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ASpruce2020 about 1 year ago
Who emptied the bottle?
Doug K about 1 year ago
Have you ever felt all bottled up?
Have you ever felt like you were on a boat going nowhere?
stairsteppublishing about 1 year ago
Do you know how hard it is to bet a ship in a bottle? If you ever did it, you know that there is a trick to it. Doesn’ make it easy, but a bit easier.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
It’s sitting on Jim Croce’s mantel. Of course you know its name.
Chalres about 1 year ago
Now, if it were a Klein bottle…
BearsDown Premium Member about 1 year ago
Just becalm…
uniquename about 1 year ago
And getting out is even harder than getting in.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Seems it would be safer there, but who knows where the bottle goes.
InTraining about 1 year ago
Hey you…. put a cork in it…!
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Never a fair wind. Perhaps removing the cork? On the upside, no barnacles to remove.
Chris about 1 year ago
well hopefully no one mistakes this as a drink with a weird logo inside.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sounds like an episode on “Black Mirror” on Netflix.
royq27 about 1 year ago
Never bottle up your ship…
KEA about 1 year ago
Maybe they’re on a holodeck?
wirepunchr about 1 year ago
There’s no wind inside the bottle so you can’t “blow the man down”.
oakie817 about 1 year ago
got a message
princesshickory Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yar, matey…
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 year ago
That would be troublesome.
sandflea about 1 year ago
Fire up the cannons.
T... about 1 year ago
Whilst twilight zone theme is playing…
ChazNCenTex about 1 year ago
Cue the Twilight Zone music as Rod Serling (or Jordan Peele) steps into the picture.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
But it’s a Captain Morgan bottle.
stamps about 1 year ago
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!