You’d have to grow a lip first.
Or maybe added a black bow tie? Naah. Everyone would want to do that too. They’re such copycats.
Growing a mustache didn’t help me in any noticeable way,
The chicks dig it!
A walrus mustache would be perfect!
I had one in the 80s and most everyone I worked with smoked except me. I’d come out of a smoke filled meeting and my mustache would reek all day. Hated that and shaved it off.
Try a polo shirt rather than a tuxedo
why not earn yourself a black belt…!
Penguins look so awkward and uncoordinated on land but are the very picture of grace and beauty underwater.
He’s gotta beak kidding!!
Better that than sprouting a goat from your chin.
Hey Guin, use a Pen to draw it…
Sad news. Some baby penguins aren’t surviving because the weather has been so warm.
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Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
You’d have to grow a lip first.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Or maybe added a black bow tie? Naah. Everyone would want to do that too. They’re such copycats.
GreasyOldTam over 1 year ago
Growing a mustache didn’t help me in any noticeable way,
Fritzsch over 1 year ago
The chicks dig it!
uniquename over 1 year ago
A walrus mustache would be perfect!
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
I had one in the 80s and most everyone I worked with smoked except me. I’d come out of a smoke filled meeting and my mustache would reek all day. Hated that and shaved it off.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Try a polo shirt rather than a tuxedo
InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago
why not earn yourself a black belt…!
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
Penguins look so awkward and uncoordinated on land but are the very picture of grace and beauty underwater.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He’s gotta beak kidding!!
Mmm. Love this Seasonal Affective Disorder roast! over 1 year ago
Better that than sprouting a goat from your chin.
T... over 1 year ago
Hey Guin, use a Pen to draw it…
MT Wallet over 1 year ago
Sad news. Some baby penguins aren’t surviving because the weather has been so warm.