Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 19, 2001
Transcript:
"Any idea why Mr. Spaetzle was poking around my broom closet?" "I think the man envies you." "Get out. Why would the principal envy the janitor?" "Duh. You're well-liked. You're respected. You're unique." "Doesn't Mr. Spaetzle realize he's unique in his own way?" "Maybe not as much as he should." "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 'Spazz'..."
This did not age well.