Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 17, 2001
Transcript:
"Hey, Frazz, do you have any tattoos?" "Nope." "What's stopping you? Morals? Nerves?" "Attention span." "I can't imagine wearing a drawing for the rest of my life. I get tired of the picture on my calendar before the month is up." "My uncle hasn't changed his calendar since August 1986." "I don't buy that kind of calendar."
His uncle’s calendar is probably by Gil Elvgren.