Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 16, 2002
Transcript:
"To tango takes exactly two, they say, but are they right? The world has long had coaches for the chronically uptight. Like Cyrano de Bergerac, the hero of the shy, or Venus (Aphrodite) interfering from on high. And then there's Caulfield lately, pulling duty as my...my..." "Cupid!" "Nice try. I know what rhymes with that."
Caulfield as Cupid with rhyme with ‘stupid’ indeed, but there’s more, for that to fit in, Frazz has to apply that to himself in the last two verses, so … nice try :D