Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 10, 2002
March 09, 2002
March 11, 2002
Transcript:
"Frazz, can you recommend a good hot sauce for my sandwich?" "Doc Ford's green flash. An amazon, pepper blend with unsurpassed flavor." "Hotter." "Brazos legends. A habanero brew with a satisfying afterburn." "Hotter." "Mrs. Dog's dangerously hot pepper sauce. Need I say more?" "Hotter." "What kind of sandwich are you putting this on?" "Peanut butter and jelly..." "Please be joking." "...which mean Gene Weingarten keeps taking away from me." "I've got some Dave's insanity in the broom closet!"
Why does he keep hot sauce in the broom closet?